Repo Man Pillows

Psychiatric Repo-Man.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Sales.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Changing Room Decisions

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling