Repo Man Prints

Psychiatric Repo-Man.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Clown's Comedy Fart.

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Changing Room Decisions

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Sales.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"