Repayment Racer Mugs

"Your repayments start now!"

A smiling cyclist

Snail Racing

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Tractor Racing

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Think Basics.'

'I believe you were first.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Mothers crossing the road with prams.

"This next piece is also allegro."

Hardly Likely.

Motorbike

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

fanatic driver.