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A lesson in wit

Packaging Russian Dolls

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Court's in recess!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'