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A lesson in wit

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'Malty tasking.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.