Renting Cynic T-Shirts

Bring out their witty side with t-shirts that make a statement—perfect for the renting cynic who appreciates humor and wants to showcase their unique personality.

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Just married and Just Single and Happy. mockup

Just married and Just Single and Happy. mockup

Just married and Just Single and Happy. mockup

Just married and Just Single and Happy. mockup

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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Famous Oxymorons...

Famous Oxymorons... mockup

Famous Oxymorons... mockup

Famous Oxymorons... mockup

Famous Oxymorons... mockup

Famous Oxymorons...

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"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

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'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.' mockup

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.' mockup

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.' mockup

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.' mockup

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

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'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.'

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.' mockup

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.' mockup

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.' mockup

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.' mockup

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.'

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.' mockup

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.' mockup

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.' mockup

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.' mockup

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

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Obama builds own gallows.

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows. mockup

Obama builds own gallows.

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

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'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

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"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?" mockup

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?" mockup

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?" mockup

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?" mockup

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.'

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.' mockup

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.' mockup

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.' mockup

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.' mockup

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.'

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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Renting Cynic Mugs

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Renting Cynic Prints

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