Renting A New Home Prints

Shoe for Rent

Let's get organized

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Lazy Octopus

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'He does lack social skills.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Taking it easy

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'