Renting A New Apartment Prints

"He huffed and he puffed and he increased our rent."

The fourth little pig

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'You'll love the entertainment these thin walls will give you. The people in the next apartment have some dandy fights.'

"Hey, the landlad is here to fix the sink."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I rented out the basement."

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'And here we have the half bathroom.'