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"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

Out of control

Long and Short term investments.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Currency Stimulus.

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"Check out my new stock picking strategy."

Investor feels ruined after viewing abstract painting in gallery.

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

'Keep a lid on it!'