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"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Out of control

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Long and Short term investments.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Currency Stimulus.

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Pound sign in an hourglass.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

'Keep a lid on it!'