Rent Struggler Prints

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Unsuitable clothing.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

Inside Airbnb

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

"Don't look left or right!"

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

I thought I heard opportunity knock, but it was the landlord nailing an eviction notice to the door.

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

Beware of the Landlord

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."

"How will my tenants fit into these tiny flats. . .?"

"My hair is really annoying me today."