Rent Struggler Pillows

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Unsuitable clothing.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

"The flat I rented from you is a pig-sty!"

"Darn, I've done it again!"

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

"Don't look left or right!"

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

Beware of the Landlord

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."

"How will my tenants fit into these tiny flats. . .?"

"My hair is really annoying me today."

Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'