Renovation Comic Mugs

An eskimo shows off his new igloo - 'This place has all the latest features including an 'ig-loo'...'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Non-Drip ?

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Witch Hardware

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

A cock up of builders

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...