Construction Comic Relief Mugs

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Soup of the Day.

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

The First Printed Bible

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Tourist in the desert

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Can I see your license,please?'