Comic Relief Mugs

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Stop Canadian terrorist beaver!

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

"Sometimes I can sympathise with him. It can't be much fun being pregnant for eight & a half years."

"Is that before or after tax?"

Pavement knee deep in cigarette butts.

'Horses?'

Country Bumpkin on a horse drawn carriage filled with rubbish wearing a 'Save the planet' T-shirt

'Oh boy, I had the best nap today!'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Overjumpers

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'You should walk a mile in my shoes, Doctor.'

"Damn birds!"

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Birdcage and Man cover their heads at nighttime.

"Brian has started one of those trendy Mediterranean-diets."

'Well, I grew up in a household where we burned our trash, plastics and all ...'

"I'm not a binge drinker! I'm a local resident who couldn't sleep..."

Crushed By A Cupid...Another Inevitable Side Effect Of The Obesity Epidemic.

'As a matter of act, we should have an opening in 2022.'

Zen VD Clinic - one hand clap

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

'20 of medical opinion may change every five years...but it wont be the 20 that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you.'

'Reminds me of the way my husband carries on when I spend money!'

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'