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'Don't be downhearted, Larry. I believe that when life slams a door in your face, it always opens another one for you somewhere else!'

'Hey - Great news! I've finally decided to sell you my house on the island!'

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

'-and which commandment did you break?'

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"What's the temperature of the water?"

'They've found out to whom the towel belongs... on the label, it says Gulliver!'

"The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. . . the ant vs. the grasshopper."

"I hope your parole comes through. I've heard all your jokes."

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Joan's gas problem wasn't getting any better!

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

"Bob, remove the nuts from your cheeks before you start talking: I can't understand a word you say!"

Winter lunch.

Dragon Tattoo

"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'It's quite lovely - Just like sleeping on an air bed!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

If I knew how to read this, it would probably make me gag...

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

No caption (A man and a dog stand at a door with two peepholes. One is at the height of the man's face, and the other makes the dog's rear end viewable as he faces away from the door)

All I know is, one of us is in big trouble.

"You got this, Nana."

"Relax. You act like you’ve never heard a woodpecker before."