Renaissance Faire Goer Pillows

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Alien David statue

"We're following Carrot Top."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Theorbo

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Selfie

Joust Sharpener

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

Raphael

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

You're my Venus

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

El Greco

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"