Renaissance Fair Lover Prints

Of course I looked in the closet and under the bed.

"So I said to her, I said"

Invitation

Medieval Page Boy

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'None shall pass!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Francois Rabelais

'You never smile at me like that!'

Knight Supplies

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Pull my finger.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.