Funfair Lover Prints

'You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

Roller Coasters

Narcissus 2

'Hello, Pedro. Oops!... Looks like you've put on a couple of pounds.'

Face painting.

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting by numbers.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

World of Cow.

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Fun at the Fair.

Bumper Limos

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Sorry Kid?"