Renaissance Fair Lover Gifts

"So I said to her, I said"

Invitation

Medieval Page Boy

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Face painting by numbers.

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'None shall pass!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Francois Rabelais

Roller Coasters

Pull my finger.

Knight Supplies

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Minnesota State Fair.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Cotton candy

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.