Remuneration Committee Member Gifts

"This new ruling on CEO pay has really thrown the cat amongst the pigeons..."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Plain English group.

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'You may be chairman of the board, but the ethics committee would still like to talk to you about your trip to Vegas.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

'Community wok?'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'