Remote Work Raconteur Gifts

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Colin missed chatting with his colleagues over his sales success

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I want to work from home!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Take a hike.

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Working from Home.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"And today Jess will only be joining us via audio."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Working at Home Half Day

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."