Remote Work Consultant Gifts

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pajama Day 743

"Who called this meeting again?"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Working Late

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Relaxing in the Sun

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I should probably get out more.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"