Remote Office Realist Gifts

"Frankly, I'm tired of your father working from home."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Covid and Restarting School

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Office Meeting

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."