Remote Control User T-Shirts

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"...and in conclusion..."

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Mind control

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"You seem very remote."

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.