Remote Control Negotiator Pillows

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Penguin Remote

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"No screen time means more scream time."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Remote control car breakdown.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'