Remote Control Dictator Prints

'Change the channel. It's a boring T.V. reality show about who controls the remote.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

How the goat got square eyes.

Penguin Remote

Busking during a pandemic

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'Interactive TV news.'

"God, I love this show!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Remote control car breakdown.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Mind control

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"I am a control freak."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'