Remote Control Warrior Prints

Newpaper reads: Cable Out - 1000s forced to read.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

What're we watching tonight? Gadgetpalooza IV!!! 60 Minutes, The Lost Files. Gadgetpalooza. The irredoubtable 60 Minutes. A mad scramble for the remote control. Censored for the sake of the squeamish. The common denominator in an era of too much programming choice: Youtube video showing skateboarding rabbit. Woof. Crash.

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"You're drunk with power!"

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

Man with faulty remote control

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Men Fighting Over Remote Control In Hospital

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Homo Zapiens

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote control wars.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Submarine Hunter.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.