Remote Control Warrior Prints

Newpaper reads: Cable Out - 1000s forced to read.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"You're drunk with power!"

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

Man with faulty remote control

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Men Fighting Over Remote Control In Hospital

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'There's nothing on.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Homo Zapiens

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote control wars.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Submarine Hunter.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"