Remote Commander Prints

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"The following program is rated P, for 'poop.' "

I'm sure Speckles will let you back on the sofa it you apologise to her

“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”

'Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Channel Selector.'

Must Flee TV

How the goat got square eyes.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Too loud?"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"That thing gives you a sense of power doesn't it?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Mind control

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'