Remote Control Boats Pillows

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Admiral in the bath.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Mind control

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Guy flying himself.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Play Rush Hour

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'They promised me a company car, and then they decided to economise...'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Remote control surfboard

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades