Remote Control Artist Gifts

Horrible things!

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Penguin Remote

Remote control wars.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Lazy Rower.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Submarine Hunter.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"You seem very remote."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

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