Remodel Visionaries Pillows

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Handyman's Special'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Doulton Canada Geese

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Minivan Designed By a Five-Year-Old Boy

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

"That? Oh, that's the contractor insult tax. We add that to the invoice when a customer treats us as if we're somehow constantly contriving to rip them off."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

Pop-up neighborhood

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."

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