Living Room Revamp Visionaries Pillows

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Couch and Potato

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I've changed my mind"

Eggshell blue

Futons/Futoffs

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Football addict

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Wallpapering 5

'Can I help you?'

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

Piano Sink

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

The benefits of decorating

Sunflower yellow

If we can't afford to move..you can do some decorating...

Builders

"The place was in need of a woman's touch – and so was Bob."