Home Makeover Visionary Pillows

'It's our 25th anniversary. Love may last forever but appliances do not.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Piano Sink

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Handyman's Special'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Doulton Canada Geese

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Eggshell blue

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'