Home Makeover Visionary Pillows

'It's our 25th anniversary. Love may last forever but appliances do not.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Piano Sink

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Handyman's Special'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

Doulton Canada Geese

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Eggshell blue

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."