Remix Ranger Prints

PC rocker

New Guy.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

All-Candy Seder.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Did you order takeout?"

UK dissolution

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

'Who put that thing there?'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Gesundheit!"

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'