Remix Ranger Pillows

PC rocker

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

New Guy.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

All-Candy Seder.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

UK dissolution

"Did you order takeout?"

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Who put that thing there?'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"Gesundheit!"

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'