Reminiscent Ruminator Pillows

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"I really like smart women."

'The secret to happiness is awaiting F.D.A. approval.'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

In Case of Accidents

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

Philosoraptors

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"So make me an offer."

"That's a very nice hobby. My hobby is living."

"Construction. Expect delays Jan 1 - Dec 31."

'What makes you think your bartender is more qualified than my hairdresser to solve our marital problems?'

"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."

"To meet the government requirements, I'm passing the extra costs to the consumer and our employees."

Mall Or Manger.

50 shades of brown.

"Why have you never married?"

The end is not near - so cope!

"I don't mind you going to the annual reunion, but where have you been since last year's?"

"I was thinking of giving you a raise, Caldron. But, then I decided I think too much."