Reminiscence Buff Pillows

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I never forget a face.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

The evolution of men

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'