Reminiscence Buff Prints

'I'm writing my memoirs. Can you remember what we've been doing for the past forty years?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Is the fire included?'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'I never forget a face.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Hello, everybody! We're back!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

The evolution of men

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'