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Morning after pils

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Alternative medicine

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

Chicken Soup

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'