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Morning after pils

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Alternative medicine

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

Chicken Soup

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

Farmacy.