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'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I am not asking for directions."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

Back to school anchor

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"My art speaks for itself."

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'