"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
Reluctant Worker T-Shirts
Express their work attitude with our humorous t-shirts for reluctant workers. Perfect for casual Fridays or just making office days a bit more bearable with a dash of wit.
Knowing that he was holding yesterday's 7 million lottery ticket,,,
"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."
Stop staring at that screen saver!
Golfing Boss
'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'
"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.
Mental To-Do List
The middle school mile claims its first victim.
'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'
John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.
'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'
'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'
"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!
Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.
"My art speaks for itself."
"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."
'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'
'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'
Burning the midnight oil again?
"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."
'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'
"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."
"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."
This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.
"I can catch up with all the chores my wife wants done over the Labor Day weekend."
'This getting fit is killing me.'
We're actually looking for someone who just wants to get out of the house.
"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."
"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."
Trying to get kids into sports
'The good news is, I've got no more trouble with my stupid boss and grumbling customers. The bad news is, our company is insolvent and I'm jobless.'
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Reluctant Worker Mugs
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Reluctant Worker Pillows
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Reluctant Worker Prints
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