Reluctant Learner Gifts

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

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“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Back to school anchor

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

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Summer Reading

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."