Reluctant Laundry Expert T-Shirts

"Grounded? You call that punishment? My mom makes me fold fitted sheets!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'