Reluctant Dreamers T-Shirts

Gregor wakes from anxious dreams to find that his medication is somehow more expensive with insurance.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Baseball is boring."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Answer to Prayers - NO

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

'Bloody Climbing Experience Gifts. Bloody grand children. Why couldn't they have given me a pair of slippers!'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'

Morning Genie