Relocation Realist Pillows

Candour.

'We have to move -- all our warranties have expired.'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Emigrating to France.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha