Relocating To The City Prints

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Blok drives by New York City.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Converted Parking Garage

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Honey, I'm home.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Progress.

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Urban lunch

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Nest building