
Paul before Felix.
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Paul before Felix.
This one has Tom Cruise control
"I can see future generations swallowing the 'talking serpent' part, but we need a more plausible forbidden fruit."
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Guess who brought king cake!"
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."
"The hyenas started it."
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Yes, all at once!'
"Well, we needed the rain."
After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
"It's cool – God told us to!"
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'
The World's Biggest Book Club
"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."
'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'
'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'
Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."
"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."
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