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Vatican Reforms

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"What did Jesus order?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Healthcare declaration

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Thomas Cranmer

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

The ten ammendments

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Dark money donor

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Corporate person hood!

Attila the Nun.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."