Religious Reform Enthusiasts Mugs

Vatican Reforms

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Healthcare declaration

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

The ten ammendments

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Thomas Cranmer

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Dark money donor

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."