Religious Narratives Aficionado Prints

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

John Bunyan

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

Monk confessing to a devil.

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"I think I know why you've been so stuffed-up lately."

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Mel Gibson releases a less violent version of his 'Passion of the Christ.'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Some other sins you may enjoy.

Made in China

'Moses discovered the burning bush shortly after finding the spotted mushrooms.'

Why are direction signs always so bad?